(sent to my Hotmail account)
Hi there, I just got off the phone with Giancarlo and he was telling me about his new book about getting what (and who) you want with the power of Witchcraft.
Yes, I said Witchcraft.
DiscoverWitchCraft
But not the bad kind that brings violent and negative effects in your life. It's the helpful, spiritual way of the matter. It teaches you how to use easy spells and 5 minute rituals to bring more abundance, love, health and joy to your life.
Anyway, he told me about the amount of copies he was selling on a daily basis and (after my jaw absolutely dropped) I was convinced we are in the middle of a 'magic revolution'. He has tons of ecstatic customers writing him testimonials and words of praise every day...
He doesent know how long he can offer this book because he has to limit the number of copies, so I wanted to make sure you had your chance to read it before its gone.
I am SURE you will love it :-)
DiscoverWitchCraft
Enjoy!
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November 5th, 2007
Hi there,I just got off the phone with an idiot and he was telling me about his new book about getting what (and who) you want with the power of stupid.
Yes I said STUPID!
DiscoverSTUPID
But not just any kind of stupid, the most glorious and special of all stupidness that any idiot can easily fall trapped into. Clearly it is helpful towards degrading your spirituality, it teaches you to put your faith in the dumbest things and in 5 whole minutes you can be on your way to hell; which evidently causes certain organizations called DiscoverSTUPID to earn more money!
Anyway, this idiot told me about the amount of copies he was selling on a daily basis, which clearly proves that he was not lying and that ignorant and gullible people everywhere were becoming stupider and stupider by the minute, yep my jaw absolutely dropped from the previous mentioned lame statement. I am now clearly convinced that there is a stupid revolution going on everywhere. This idiot has gained sooo many more stupid followers who are writing him everyday, telling him how glorious his path of life is...
He doesn't (not spelled "doesent" - check your freaking spelling!) know how long he can offer stupidity to the people of earth, because he just might run out of some himself, so clearly, even though I do not know your name, gender, age, job, place of residence, background or even which language you speak, I thought I better make sure that you did not miss out on this limited offer of GENUINE, CLEARLY TRUTHFUL, NON-SATANIC STUPIDITY, before its all gone.
I am SURE you will looooooooooooooove it :-)
DiscoverSTUPID
Enjoy!
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This is great :) I thought I was the only guy who got irritated with people on the internet and blasted them for ruffling my feathers. Hopefully they don't have a SPAM filter and weren't able to get your message- because wouldn't that be ironic!
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