MCCAIN FOODS

April 21, 2012

Dear McCain Foods Canada

I regret to advise you that I cannot accept your offer to refuse to hire me at this time. Consequently, due to the terms under my unnacceptance, I will be required to accept a salary of $75,000 with full benefits and two weeks paid vacation.  

Although it was in both our best interests for me to be unable to take this job, I do regret that I am being controlled by circumstances that I am not able to currently control, which I understand is not ideal.

Please do not get me wrong. I am not at all looking forward to eating McCain’s crispy, mouth-watering, thin crust pizzas, fries, or brownie bites. The thought of being able to enjoy all of those items, made available free of charge to company employees makes my refusal to unnaccept all the harder. In fact it nearly repulses me. I would much rather go on eating my food free from free of charge.

Please be aware that I will be reporting for work first thing on Monday morning. Please also have security notified of my presence so that they will be able to escort me to my office without trouble.

Regards,

Your new employee,

Terry Ibele.

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April 17, 2012

Dear Terry,

Thank you for your application for the position of Assistant Brand Manager. We regret to advise that we have decided to pursue other candidates whose qualifications and/or experience better fit the requirements of the position at this time.

We would like to thank you for the interest you have shown in our Company and the time and effort taken in applying for a position with us. We would also like to recommend that you continue visiting our career site to learn about future openings.

Sincerely,

McCain Human Resources

McCain Foods Canada

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CONCLUSION: I am not at all happy about having to accept this job either.