(this is a complaint letter that I received regarding my complaints)
February 29, 2012
Dear Terrible Terry Ibele,
I know that it says right in your name that you are terrible, but nonetheless I found myself surprised and outraged at how few angry, beefy messages you have posted as of late. By monitoring your Life Progress I have determined that you have had more than enough time to get your act together and complain to someone new, but yet, you have not. Is it possible that you managed to complain all of your complaints already? NO. I don't even believe it. So where are the angry messages, Terry Ibele? Where are they?
This is not the first time I have felt let down by your lax postings. Your blog of Mations has been similarly left by the wayside since a similarly Septembery date. Am I to conclude that you are just some kind of a bad blogger? It is hard to know what to think. It is as if you started blogs you knew would be great to read, and then abandoned them just to hurt your readers. I check your complaint blog at least four times a day to see if you have posted a new letter. I have calculated that since your last posting, that has been at least 672 times that you have let me down, Terrible Terry Ibele. Or at least 670 because I only checked your blog twice today instead of the customary four times before composing this letter. I hope you feel saddened by that. I hope tears of regret trickle down your tall cheeks.
I am so dismayed that you have gone the ways of the corporations you complain to. Although nowhere do you explicitly state that you will update on a regular basis, you must know that it was assumed. We are going on six months of silence here, Mr. Ibele. I can provide you with a list of companies that will be sure to let you down, if that will help. I am sure that you will reply promptly to this email in order to address my complaints. Following that, I expect to see a correspondingly prompt update to your website.
Sincerely,
This is not the first time I have felt let down by your lax postings. Your blog of Mations has been similarly left by the wayside since a similarly Septembery date. Am I to conclude that you are just some kind of a bad blogger? It is hard to know what to think. It is as if you started blogs you knew would be great to read, and then abandoned them just to hurt your readers. I check your complaint blog at least four times a day to see if you have posted a new letter. I have calculated that since your last posting, that has been at least 672 times that you have let me down, Terrible Terry Ibele. Or at least 670 because I only checked your blog twice today instead of the customary four times before composing this letter. I hope you feel saddened by that. I hope tears of regret trickle down your tall cheeks.
I am so dismayed that you have gone the ways of the corporations you complain to. Although nowhere do you explicitly state that you will update on a regular basis, you must know that it was assumed. We are going on six months of silence here, Mr. Ibele. I can provide you with a list of companies that will be sure to let you down, if that will help. I am sure that you will reply promptly to this email in order to address my complaints. Following that, I expect to see a correspondingly prompt update to your website.
Sincerely,
Jessie
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CONCLUSION: I need to complain more!
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